A Mother’s Quest

Day 1: It’s Friday. Yesterday I received a message that my five-year-old had purchased two boxes of cookies through her classmate. Great. I’ve side-stepped them at the grocery stores, ignored texts from my cute nieces about their troops, hid on the floor when the buggers knocked on my door like they were Jehovah’s Witnesses selling […]

Oh, Girl.

Girl, I’ve got something to say: bragging about your child’s unmatched perfection is like standing on the top of a mountain in a thunder storm holding an umbrella– you may think you can see the world clearly but inevitably lightening will strike; your brain will be fried, your hair will fall out and you will […]

9 Reasons NOT to Buy a Mini Van

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of all parents. Any content provided is not intended to malign any religion, group, club, organization, individual or anyone or anything. However, it may cause anger or embarrassment to drivers of mini vans. Though shade may be thrown towards a specific make/model of vehicle, it […]