Kidz Bop is Bringing Anal Back

I’m gonna be honest with you– I have a problem with kid’s music; specifically Kidz Bop. I loathe it. But it turns out that this douchebag of a company may have finally gotten something…accurate.

If you want a good laugh, read on.

Kidz Bop takes popular, trendy, songs and re-records them using robotic children with creepy instrumental backups. The lyrics are changed so that what might have been an “inappropriate” song can be heard by young children.

Someone is taking the emotional integrity of a song and changing it. What’s worse– they are butchering them.

These aren’t soulful covers done by aspiring artists— they are stale conversions of something that once was great into a song deemed acceptable, purely based on small lyrical changes and the addition of children singing it.

Normally I would NEVER promote anything having to do with the aforementioned. However, I came across a Kidz Bop version of Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass”.

And it is fantastic.

Yes, it has been re-tuned day it is sung by kids now. And that just makes it better. Because instead of saying the lyrics, “I’m bringing booty back” as the original version does, the sweet, docile voices sing what sounds like, “I’m bringing anal back”.

Yep. You heard me right. And I am not exaggerating.

Kidz Bop claims the little angels are actually singing, “I’m bringing it all back”, in an effort to omit the offensive word “booty”…but I ain’t believing none of that. Because I’m listening to it…and there are clearly children singing about how they are bringing back good, ol’ fashioned anal play.

To be fair the original lyrics do state, “Every inch of you is perfect, from the bottom to the top”. Surely, she was implying buttholes, as well.

And you know what, Kidz Bop? You’ve made a listener out of me. This is just hilarious.

You can check it out here. Enjoy.

(If you don’t want to listen to the entire song, fast-forward to about 1:26)