Diapers with a Stripe

I don’t understand– a diaper company wants me to pay extra money, per diaper, so that a line can appear to tell me that my child has peed? Have they ever met an infant?

My kids peed. ALL OF THE TIME. There is no need for a line. If it’s full, they would scream. If there was any question, I had this handy tool called MY HAND. Give the diaper a squeeze– if you feel something, change the diaper.

I get it. Anything to make your life easier with an infant is readily accepted. But can we call a bullshit buy when we see it?

Because I’m calling this one.