Vag Connections

I have this dear friend. Let’s call her Mephanie, to protect her identity. We were recently texting about losing baby weight…well really just weight at all. Especially when you start to get older. It’s a battlefield.

During our conversation, I had an epiphany AND created a new slogan for women everywhere. It goes as follows:

(It should be noted that my phone autocorrected “get” to “vag”, meaning I must use that word a lot more then I was aware of).

Now, I had meant to type “I totally get that”. But after seeing it emboldened on my phone screen, I realized I had stumbled upon a fantastic expression.

VAG

[vaj]

verb

1.

to perceive the meaning of a problem one vagina to another; grasp the idea of any concerns from a feminine standpoint; comprehend: to understand vaginas.

2.

to be thoroughly familiar with any and all problems concerning a uterus; apprehend clearly the character, nature, or subtleties of vaginas, uteruses, lady parts in general.

Trying using it. It’s meaning is deep. It’s profound. It’s relational.

Ladies, life is rough. Problems are complex and seeking understanding and compassion amongst your peers is a great coping mechanism. But don’t fret– I totally vag you.