Tattle-Tail.
My three-year-old has become a tattle-tail. But she only tells on herself.
“Mama! Mama! I almost put my mouth on the bench.” she told me. I didn’t know how to respond. Glad you didn’t? Why? What bench? What stopped you?
On a family vacation last week, she kept confessing that she almost put her mouth on…everything.
“Mama! I almost put my mouth on Zepher! Mama! I almost put my mouth on Papa! Mama I almost put my mouth on THAT LADY!” (Here she pointed at an obese man sporting a visor and a shirt made of white, glistening hair).
The latest episode was in the car today.
“Mama! Mama!” she exclaimed. I looked in the rear-view mirror, because she requires eye-contact to nark. “Mama. I ate one of my toenails. But I didn’t like it.”
I don’t know how you respond to these things. Do I berate her for eating a toenail to begin with? Ask her what it tasted like? Tell her I’m glad she didn’t like it? I don’t know anymore. But I can’t say that I don’t know how she spends her day, because she narrates the entire thing. I’m hoping she’s just going to wear herself down, and tattle the tale right out.
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genna
lol. : )